Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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