At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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