thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think i peed on brittanys purse
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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