talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He uses pillows to masturbate.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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