it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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