I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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