fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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