There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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