Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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