Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
