My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The adults are the big ones right?
Congratulations! We have a period
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