Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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