who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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