it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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