you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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