"it" just moved
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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