Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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