The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
he thought i was a dude.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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