Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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