After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
operation have a gay friend backfired
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
