She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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