He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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