You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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