i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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