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Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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