Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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