Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
this boner is exhausting
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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