So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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