I'm lost and stupid without you.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
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