I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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