how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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