i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Randomize
