hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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