i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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