You surviving the open bar?
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I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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