You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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