Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Farmville is her only friend.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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