The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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