thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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