So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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