I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
