How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
