awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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