community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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