I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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