She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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