Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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