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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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