Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
