Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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