i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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