Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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