They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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